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We bring you everything scientists never wanted you to know about science.
All the dirty little secrets that take place under those freaky clean lab coats.

Science "Army" at Kennedy Space Center, USA. Photo: NASA (PD), via Wikipedia.org.

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Howdy, Peeps... Have we got a delightfully wild something for you!

All kinds of crazy science to tickle your intellect. Here, we challenge the status quo and the standard operating procedures. We lure you into the ugly underside of science, where ego meets the temptations of greed, self-importance and know-it-all arrogance. Those without a sense of humor are strongly encouraged to leave—immediately!

If you have a weak heart or easily faint at the sight of sarcasm or satirical irony, then please see your doctor, first, and then find entertainment elsewhere. We wish you well.

Also, if you have a big ego, we strongly recommend getting an egoectomy, or taking a large swig of humility, before reading any further.

For the more stout-hearted, welcome! This romp through the sullied halls of science should perk up any intellect above a 70 IQ. Of course, we always welcome your input. Scientific Armadillo is a community and thrives on intelligent dialog. Try it; you'll like it.

Goofy Government "Science"

World Trade Center 7, moments before its collapse on 9/11.

American scientists have been caught in the act, pushing scientific fraud. While pretending to be smart at the National Institute for Standards and Technology (NIST), government scientists have perpetrated criminal fraud, not only ignoring the laws of physics, but creating concern for architects throughout the world without revealing the exact cause for concern. Confused? It gets better.

All steel frame buildings in the world are in danger of collapse due to simple office fires (so they imply), but they will not reveal the reason they know this. If they would simply reveal the numbers they used in their analysis, architects and engineers could make their buildings more safe so that another 9/11-like collapse would never again happen. So, we're left to ask, what are NIST scientists hiding? And why? Read more...

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